Post by Mighty on Sept 27, 2006 12:51:47 GMT -5
Okay, listening to some Wierd Al can inspire a man to do crazy things, which is why I've decided to deduct this list at random.
My predictions of the series, first:
The world will continually go to hell, Eggman won't learn his lesson and the wider range of stories will end up with Sonic running into a wall, subsequently with Eggman winning.
The secret of the rings will just end up as a big Matrix reference, and thus "The Mobiatrix" will be hunted down, so Sonic can free his feet.
Now the more humorous and short character predictions:
Sonic - The famous blue hedgehog always seems to be more egotistical every day, as well as slow down. Eventually he's going to say "I can outrun a bullet! Try me!" and the person holding the gun will prove him wrong once and for all. If that doesn't happen, his sight will fall apart, so he'll have to have Tails to be the guide fox.
Tails - He'll live up to his name, as every year his tails will grow another size. That's where that puffy body went, straight to his tails. His plane will get shot down again, eventually.
Knuckles - Since he's getting dumber every game, in 10 years expect him to be a cross-eyed drooling echidna with fists the size of boulders, who has to have Rouge do everything for him.
Rouge - I think we all know where she's headed, with the showy outfits and all.
Cream - Her voice will get higher pitched over time, until no one can understand her due to her voice.
Amy - She's more likely to try to marry a blind Sonic. Otherwise, she'll become a blatant fangirl of everything that looks like Sonic or IS Sonic.
Silver - (If he stays) He's likely to be the laziest hedgehog ever, using telepathy to get himself drinks, and such.
Shadow - Since he's growing more hateful by the day, we can expect him to say "JUST... STOP... TALKING!!" to Eggman one day.
Metal Sonic - Will eventually have to fight Zero (Megaman) to determine who is the cooler one who has died 2,000 times.
G.U.N. - They'll just do what they do best: Being cannon fodder.
Eggman - Likely to go into retirement, seeing as there's no visible evidence he has a son. Will envy the days he fought Sonic.
Espio - Becomes a full Ninja, simply throwing a giant shuriken at his enemies to shut them up. Only member of the Chaotix remaining.
Vector - Killed by Espio. On the grounds of being stupid. Killed during an attempt to make a plan about an investigation.
Charmy - Also killed by Espio. On the grounds of being annoying. Killed while supporting the plan of an investigation.
Blaze - (If featured in another game) She's more likely to fall in love with someone against her own will, and then try to cover it up with pure emotionless banter that completely backfires on her.
My predictions of the series, first:
The world will continually go to hell, Eggman won't learn his lesson and the wider range of stories will end up with Sonic running into a wall, subsequently with Eggman winning.
The secret of the rings will just end up as a big Matrix reference, and thus "The Mobiatrix" will be hunted down, so Sonic can free his feet.
Now the more humorous and short character predictions:
Sonic - The famous blue hedgehog always seems to be more egotistical every day, as well as slow down. Eventually he's going to say "I can outrun a bullet! Try me!" and the person holding the gun will prove him wrong once and for all. If that doesn't happen, his sight will fall apart, so he'll have to have Tails to be the guide fox.
Tails - He'll live up to his name, as every year his tails will grow another size. That's where that puffy body went, straight to his tails. His plane will get shot down again, eventually.
Knuckles - Since he's getting dumber every game, in 10 years expect him to be a cross-eyed drooling echidna with fists the size of boulders, who has to have Rouge do everything for him.
Rouge - I think we all know where she's headed, with the showy outfits and all.
Cream - Her voice will get higher pitched over time, until no one can understand her due to her voice.
Amy - She's more likely to try to marry a blind Sonic. Otherwise, she'll become a blatant fangirl of everything that looks like Sonic or IS Sonic.
Silver - (If he stays) He's likely to be the laziest hedgehog ever, using telepathy to get himself drinks, and such.
Shadow - Since he's growing more hateful by the day, we can expect him to say "JUST... STOP... TALKING!!" to Eggman one day.
Metal Sonic - Will eventually have to fight Zero (Megaman) to determine who is the cooler one who has died 2,000 times.
G.U.N. - They'll just do what they do best: Being cannon fodder.
Eggman - Likely to go into retirement, seeing as there's no visible evidence he has a son. Will envy the days he fought Sonic.
Espio - Becomes a full Ninja, simply throwing a giant shuriken at his enemies to shut them up. Only member of the Chaotix remaining.
Vector - Killed by Espio. On the grounds of being stupid. Killed during an attempt to make a plan about an investigation.
Charmy - Also killed by Espio. On the grounds of being annoying. Killed while supporting the plan of an investigation.
Blaze - (If featured in another game) She's more likely to fall in love with someone against her own will, and then try to cover it up with pure emotionless banter that completely backfires on her.
- Girouette. Get yours today!
